So, I just upgraded Easy Peasy on my Eee. And surprise, surprise, it broke WiFi again.
Fortunately, there’s a user-contributed fix available, like the other times this has happened!
Unfortunately, the maintainers aren’t adopting it, also just like the other times!

This is a distribution targeting one specific line of netbooks, and in every version of it, WiFi doesn’t work. Scrapheap time for Easy Peasy.